Mar. 1st, 2007

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods


majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful

animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a

rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7

foot grizzly charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over

his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on

him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to

run even faster.



He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to

pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to

take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried

out: "Oh my God..."



Time stopped.



The bear froze.



The forest was silent.



It was then that a bright light shone down upon the

man and a voice came out of the sky saying:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach

others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a

cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of

this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"



The atheist looked directly into the light,

"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to

treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you

make the BEAR a Christian?"



"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.



Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and

spoke:



"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and

for which I am truly thankful. Amen."

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